your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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