You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Michael Bay diarrhea
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
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