i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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