Dual....:-)
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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