I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Randomize
