But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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