I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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