It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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