My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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