: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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