Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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