I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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