Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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