Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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