Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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