Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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