windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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