i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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