Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
love makes seman taste better
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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