Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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