so explain again why im purple
no
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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