the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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