Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
