That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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