So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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