Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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