the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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