I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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