Ambien. No doubt about it.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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