whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Randomize
