this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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