Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
