That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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