My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
