just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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