I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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