I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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