I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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