Plan B is the new Plan A
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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