So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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