Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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