I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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