oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
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