that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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