awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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