stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
