we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I have post one night stand depression
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