How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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