Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Randomize
