Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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